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David takes down Goliath using a nano-satellite.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Computer Bore

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

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"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

Atomic Bear: Part 5

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

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'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

Now hiring. You seem very motivated. It's my internal drive!

"Come left to course zero two five - whoa - use your turn signal."

'Do you know where your phone charger is? . . . I know where mine is.'

'If you increase the magnification another million times you can see the safety regulations.'

Confusion in A Jar.

Cell Phone

Great wheel. Lousy frisbee.

"They're very proud of me. I'm the first in the family to become a bimolecular pharmokinetic integrative-toxicological multiphoton-iagingphenotypic analyst."

"This thing isn't working."

"How much storage does he bleedin' want?!"

"I thought a wheel was a wheel."

'I hear that earthlings have finished their space shuttle program. I hope they don't make it here. It would destroy proprty values.'

Mishap at a nano technology lab on bring-your-child-to-work day.

'Excuse me, where's the nanotechnology department?' - 'You just trod on it.'