Nanotech Fan Pillows

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

You must be this tall.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

Drive in movies.

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"I didn't take anyone's job. This is my company."

Primordial Schmooze

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"It appears you have a virus."

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

'If you increase the magnification another million times you can see the safety regulations.'

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

NASA, 'All the tests check out -- we're on a huge pinata!'

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

'We really don't want to say goodbye. So, as a retirement gift - we're upgrading you, so we don't have to!'

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

'Excuse me, where's the nanotechnology department?' - 'You just trod on it.'

When beavers dream.

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'