Nanotechnology Lovers Pillows

'Okay, nanobots, our primary mission is to clean out this guy's arteries. But while we're here I can't see any harm in also building him a nice pair of man-breasts...'

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

Nuclear Capacity.

'If you increase the magnification another million times you can see the safety regulations.'

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

'Excuse me, where's the nanotechnology department?' - 'You just trod on it.'

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

'At the moment, it's only weakness is flypaper.' - (spyplane research dept.)

'Would you like your ultrasound photos standard, high definition, 3-D, or 4K ultra HD?'

Hydrogen nucleus seeks single portion for possible fusion. . . to share conversations on nanoparticle tracking.

"What I like about booze is that it's so low tech."

"Well I did consider a career as a 'nursie'...but then I opted for the more rewarding option of specialising in particle physics and nanotechnology."

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

Man on mobile phone has a bird sitting on the antenae.

'This place called Hell ... does it have a website address?'

David takes down Goliath using a nano-satellite.

"You need to update—you’re still using OS X Caterpillar."

'I'm the one who has to find them, so I embedded the locator chip in their wool!'

"I'm sorry, Rudolph, but empathetic soulsource crystal navigation has made that nose of yours pretty much obsolete."

Nanatech.

'We now stock wine bottles created by nanotechnology that are only 9 atoms tall. Table 6 wants a glass of merlot; open 8 million bottles.'

Nano a nano

'How long were you safety officer at the nuclear reactor?'

Quark! Quark! - Duck on power plant pond.

"I'm in my doctor's telemedical waiting room!"

'Understand Midgely, here in the Nanotech. Division we don't sweat the small stuff.'

"Nathan, looks like your nanotechnology stock paid a nano dividend."

Nanotech: The Home Game.