Nanotechnology Nerd Gifts

"Nathan, looks like your nanotechnology stock paid a nano dividend."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

WiFi Signals

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

Why giraffes hate winter

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

The hummingbird's hum.

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.

The Joshua Tree