Numerical Nut Gifts

'Sorry - those figures aren't part of the equation. They're my lottery numbers.'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

One way only.

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Colin didn't really need a pocket-calculator...he already knew how many pockets he had!

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

It's worse than we thought.

'I'm balancing the books...you are out'

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

"Ahoy!"

'If ever you need a shoulder...'

"He's about your size. Peg-leg. Seen him?"

"It's for weird minds - they're not wired like mine...oh! I'm a poet and didn't know it!"

When it comes to the multiplication table, she sure is a strict constructionist.

"Cap'n crunches"

'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.'

Divers drinking under water.

'Bon fromage!'

'In true pirate tradition all of our sails are made entirely from stolen hotel towels.'

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

"One, one deduction! Two, two deductions! Three, three deductions! Four deductions ah ah ah!!!!!!"

'Gee, why didn't I think of that?'

Bottle Opener.

"Attention... attention... the winner of tonight's lucky oar prize is..."

2 8. There's strength in numbers!

'When I said 'sit', I meant in the boat.'

Jungle Communication

Rats in a lifeboat.

"I suppose you think this will keep me home this summer."

"What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

'It's to remind the skipper that it's his wife's birthday.'

"Keep going Hank, you almost have it."