Numerical Nut Prints

'Sorry - those figures aren't part of the equation. They're my lottery numbers.'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

One way only.

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Colin didn't really need a pocket-calculator...he already knew how many pockets he had!

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

'If ever you need a shoulder...'

'I'm balancing the books...you are out'

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

"Ahoy!"

"He's about your size. Peg-leg. Seen him?"

"It's for weird minds - they're not wired like mine...oh! I'm a poet and didn't know it!"

"Cap'n crunches"

Divers drinking under water.

'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.'

'In true pirate tradition all of our sails are made entirely from stolen hotel towels.'

'Bon fromage!'

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

'Gee, why didn't I think of that?'

Bottle Opener.

"Attention... attention... the winner of tonight's lucky oar prize is..."

"One, one deduction! Two, two deductions! Three, three deductions! Four deductions ah ah ah!!!!!!"

'When I said 'sit', I meant in the boat.'

Jungle Communication

Rats in a lifeboat.

"I suppose you think this will keep me home this summer."

'Sorry, Captain... The parrots were sold out!'

"Keep going Hank, you almost have it."