Knitting Nut Gifts

These trashy books always fall open to where the heroine gets a good 'milking'!

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Bubble gum leaves

Baby Mozart.

Botany Baby!

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Arts and crafts

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

The wine-shop

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

One way only.

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."