Knitting Nut Prints

These trashy books always fall open to where the heroine gets a good 'milking'!

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Baby Mozart.

Botany Baby!

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Bubble gum leaves

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Arts and crafts

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

The wine-shop

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

One way only.

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"