Racing Nut Gifts

Financial Advisor - Reading Racing Post

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'My feet are killing me.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Like death by salad.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

How about going easy on the carbs

Advocado

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Bubble gum leaves

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Botany Baby!

At the market

All Natural Nothing

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Steamed vegetables."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'