Racing Nut Gifts

Financial Advisor - Reading Racing Post

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'My feet are killing me.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Like death by salad.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

How about going easy on the carbs

Advocado

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

At the market

"Steamed vegetables."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"OK, ready to go again?"

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Botany Baby!

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

All Natural Nothing

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."