'You're just going to feel a little pinch, then a horrific burning pain, your eyes will roll back into your head, you will drool uncontrollably...'
Needle Nearly Avoiders Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for someone who enjoys creative pursuits but prefers to avoid needles? Our collection adds a humorous, lighthearted touch to their artistic moments. Whether they craft, paint, or doodle with enthusiasm, these uniquely funny and charming items bring a warm smile and inspire continued creativity without the need for needles or fuss. Celebrate their artistic journey with a gift that’s as fun and imaginative as they are.
"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."
'Time for your pills.'
Traditional vs alternative medicine.
'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'
'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'
'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'
Successful vaccination
"Shouldn't you be studying?
'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'
'Where'd he go, nurse?'
Welcome Sufferers of Stage Fright
'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'
Danger Signs.
'You and your aversion to needles!'
"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"
Worm running away from hook.
'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!'
"Why are you hurting me? I didn't hurt you."
'Doctor, do you realize that's the third porcupine this week to faint at the sight of a needle?'
'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'
"What abouts...the ones who are allergic to all these service animals?"
"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."
"I couldn't agree more - but, then again, I hate even non-lethal injections."
"Go Boxing Day shopping if you want...you couldn't drag me to that mall today!"
'My dog ate my homework, so I couldn't study for the test. So, as his punishment, he'll be taking the test for me.'
'My last book did not have a happy ending. I had to pay a fine.'
Velcro sneaks.
Man with needle in bum on his mobile "Yes, the nurse fainted"
"I hate needles!"
'You have got to be kidding.'
Tortoise hiding from acupuncturist.
Syringe being bent by a tattoo of a knight in armour.
Fire Alarm: This won't get you out of the 2:00 test, Billy! - Ms. Jones
Nurse puts her fingers in her ear so she doesn't have to hear a man having his injections.
Needle Nearly Avoiders Gifts Collection
Needle Nearly Avoiders Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for needle nearly avoiders—a perfect gift to bring a smile every morning.
Needle Nearly Avoiders Pillows
Add a cozy, humorous touch to their home with pillows made for needle nearly avoiders—perfect for comfy craft nights.
Needle Nearly Avoiders Prints
Decorate their space with prints celebrating needle nearly avoiders—bright, funny, and full of creative charm.
Needle Nearly Avoiders T-Shirts
Find fun and witty t-shirts for needle nearly avoiders that showcase their creative side with humor and style.