Needle Nearly Avoiders Pillows

'You're just going to feel a little pinch, then a horrific burning pain, your eyes will roll back into your head, you will drool uncontrollably...'

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

'Time for your pills.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

Successful vaccination

"Shouldn't you be studying?

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

Welcome Sufferers of Stage Fright

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

Danger Signs.

'You and your aversion to needles!'

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

Worm running away from hook.

'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!'

"Why are you hurting me? I didn't hurt you."

'Doctor, do you realize that's the third porcupine this week to faint at the sight of a needle?'

'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'

"What abouts...the ones who are allergic to all these service animals?"

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

"I couldn't agree more - but, then again, I hate even non-lethal injections."

"Go Boxing Day shopping if you want...you couldn't drag me to that mall today!"

'My dog ate my homework, so I couldn't study for the test. So, as his punishment, he'll be taking the test for me.'

'My last book did not have a happy ending. I had to pay a fine.'

Velcro sneaks.

Man with needle in bum on his mobile "Yes, the nurse fainted"

"I hate needles!"

'You have got to be kidding.'

Tortoise hiding from acupuncturist.

Syringe being bent by a tattoo of a knight in armour.

Fire Alarm: This won't get you out of the 2:00 test, Billy! - Ms. Jones

Nurse puts her fingers in her ear so she doesn't have to hear a man having his injections.