Shoe Knot Avoider Pillows

Velcro sneaks.

Good News about winter

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'Help!'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

"I don't have time for New Year's resolutions, I'm still working on the backlog from 1998-2000."

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

"Apparently, my self-driving car doesn't like driving in the snow, because it took it upon itself to drive 1,200 miles to somewhere warm while I wasn't paying attention."

Know Your Knots!

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

'Ok, Ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes around the tree ....'

'Beautiful day out there, folks. Don't miss it. Complete coverage, coming up next.'

'Careful, it might be a trap...'

Escaped Fish

"What abouts...the ones who are allergic to all these service animals?"

'Hedgehog, are you any good with knots?'

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

'It's to remind the skipper that it's his wife's birthday.'

"Are you sure you've done this before?"