Shoe Knot Avoider Pillows

Velcro sneaks.

Good News about winter

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'Help!'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

"I don't have time for New Year's resolutions, I'm still working on the backlog from 1998-2000."

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

"Apparently, my self-driving car doesn't like driving in the snow, because it took it upon itself to drive 1,200 miles to somewhere warm while I wasn't paying attention."

Know Your Knots!

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."

'She loves me...she loves my knot...she loves me...she loves my knot...'

'You're just going to feel a little pinch, then a horrific burning pain, your eyes will roll back into your head, you will drool uncontrollably...'

'Ok, Ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes around the tree ....'

'Beautiful day out there, folks. Don't miss it. Complete coverage, coming up next.'

"Are you sure you've done this before?"

'Hedgehog, are you any good with knots?'

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

Escaped Fish

"What abouts...the ones who are allergic to all these service animals?"

'Careful, it might be a trap...'

Archery Supplies, Inc. When we outsourced production abroad, did anyone explain to our supplier what we meant by "bows and arrows"?