Knot-hating Hero Pillows

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

'Time for your pills.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

'Help!'

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

Know Your Knots!

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

Two boys having a water fight.

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."

'She loves me...she loves my knot...she loves me...she loves my knot...'

"Of course the food's awful. Mom's home cooking."

'It's not as easy as it looks.'

'Ok, Ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes around the tree ....'

A pirate fishes using his hook.

Archery Supplies, Inc. When we outsourced production abroad, did anyone explain to our supplier what we meant by "bows and arrows"?

'Hedgehog, are you any good with knots?'

"It'll be interesting to see what granny ends up with...she ran out of yarn and is using spaghetti!"

"Are you sure you've done this before?"

'It's to remind the skipper that it's his wife's birthday.'

The Game Man: He puts a lorry load of trout into his water every spring.

"The grass is always greener where I dump out my old caldo."