Knot-hating Hero Gifts

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A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'Time for your pills.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

'Help!'

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

Know Your Knots!

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

Two boys having a water fight.

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."

"Of course the food's awful. Mom's home cooking."

'Ok, Ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes around the tree ....'

A pirate fishes using his hook.

'Hedgehog, are you any good with knots?'

'It's to remind the skipper that it's his wife's birthday.'

"The grass is always greener where I dump out my old caldo."

"Are you sure you've done this before?"

The Game Man: He puts a lorry load of trout into his water every spring.

"It'll be interesting to see what granny ends up with...she ran out of yarn and is using spaghetti!"

"A hipster beard AND a top-knot! - no wonder you've been sent here...!"