Needle Meister Gifts

'I want to get this scarf finished before the wool runs out.'

Self help acupuncture

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

I love embroidery

Coronavirus world

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'

Knitted Kitty.

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

octopus knitting a jumper...

Acupuncture clinic

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"Numb yet?"

"How may I hurt you?"

Bless this horse

"Nana" Technology

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

Be polite to your acupuncturist at all times. A basic life lesson hard learned.

"I've asked you repeatedly not to startle me when I'm working!"