Needle Meister Mugs

'I want to get this scarf finished before the wool runs out.'

Self help acupuncture

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

I love embroidery

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Coronavirus world

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'

Knitted Kitty.

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

octopus knitting a jumper...

Acupuncture clinic

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"How may I hurt you?"

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

Bless this horse

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.