Ncaa Tournament Gifts

'Too much 'March Madness.''

'Remember, your father may be here physically, but mentally he's attending the NCAA tournament.'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

Go team!

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Cheerleaders

The Giamatti era

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

A woman watches football on her computer.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Baseball players and their qualifications.

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Praying for a goal assist.

Tax What?!

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

Eurocopa 2016

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

Coach Prime Cleans House

"Mine, I believe, is the Green Jacket."