Ncaa Tournaments Gifts

"Don't even bother – we missed the deadline to finish our March Madness brackets again."

Wonderland Basketball. Wow! Lots of surprises going to the final four next week! How did the team with Goldilocks make it? Everything had to go just right! Rip van Winkle is a surprise, too. He hasn't been there in twenty years! And nobody can figure out how Hansel and Gretel found their way there. But I think the team with the wicked stepmother and her stepdaughter is the biggest shock! Yeah, it's a classic Cinderella story!

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

A woman watches football on her computer.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"Mine, I believe, is the Green Jacket."

Praying for a goal assist.

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

Eurocopa 2016

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."

Lion v Kiwi.

'Ring around the rosey ...'

'Remember, your father may be here physically, but mentally he's attending the NCAA tournament.'

"Whaddya mean line ball? The ball was out! O.U.T.! You blind or something?"

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

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