Ncaa Tournament T-Shirts

'Remember, your father may be here physically, but mentally he's attending the NCAA tournament.'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

Go team!

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Cheerleaders

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

The Giamatti era

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

A woman watches football on her computer.

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Baseball players and their qualifications.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

Eurocopa 2016

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

Tax What?!

Coach Prime Cleans House

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.