Ncaa Aficionado Gifts

"Sorry, Kevin, but 'March Madness' is not an official school holiday."

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

First Prize!

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Pole Vault Rules

Cristiano Ronaldo

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

Multitasking executive dog

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Football.

'Sounds like it'll flop.'

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Fox hunting.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

101 uses of a dead cat: spring board.

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.

"Would you like something by an over promoted high-price athlete or a nobody from Jersey?"