Ncaa Aficionado Gifts

"Sorry, Kevin, but 'March Madness' is not an official school holiday."

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

First Prize!

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Cristiano Ronaldo

Football.

101 uses of a dead cat: spring board.

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Multitasking executive dog

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Fox hunting.

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'

"Would you like something by an over promoted high-price athlete or a nobody from Jersey?"

'Steeee-rike three!'

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.