Navvy Gifts

Two Soldiers and a Navvy.

Second Person Singular

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

Putting Practice.

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

'Well, I just met the girl of my dreams -- you know, the kind you have when you eat anchovy pizza right before bed.'

"He's in a critical condition"

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

'Well, thanks for getting me involved. Now I have to stand in the 'naughty corner', too!'

'No wonder I never have time to do anything else. I'm a one woman news team.'

'You could work at any fortune 500 company... Why have you applied at our little shop?'

Eavesdrop date

Andy is visited by the Ghost of Thanksgiving Future.

'How about a drink?' 'You've got gravy.'

"Alexa, tell me I'm a bad girl."

'...that isn't clever and it isn't funny!'

"It may make me look dumb, but it's technically just as dangerous as a motorcycle."

'Oh, what the hell, let's stick it over there.'

"Try not to anticipate trouble, Miss Mead."

"It's one of life's great rules...do something great once and you'll hear about it forever. Do something great all the time and you're just another overachieving brainiac."

Geek mythology

This man is 'Hitting Three of the Tee'.

I've crossed a potato with a sponge...you should see it soak up gravy!

Cuba and Mobile Phones

'Looks like the 'don't-knows' have got in.'

"In two miles, psychologically prepare yourself to make a left across four lanes of incoming traffic."