Navvy Mugs

Two Soldiers and a Navvy.

Second Person Singular

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

Putting Practice.

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

Department of Nanotechnology

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

"Isn't it enough we tip well? Must we also like him on Facebook and follow him on Twitter?"

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

'Well, I just met the girl of my dreams -- you know, the kind you have when you eat anchovy pizza right before bed.'

"He's in a critical condition"

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

'Well, thanks for getting me involved. Now I have to stand in the 'naughty corner', too!'

'You could work at any fortune 500 company... Why have you applied at our little shop?'

'No wonder I never have time to do anything else. I'm a one woman news team.'

"Alexa, tell me I'm a bad girl."

Andy is visited by the Ghost of Thanksgiving Future.

'How about a drink?' 'You've got gravy.'

Eavesdrop date

'...that isn't clever and it isn't funny!'

Geek mythology

'Oh, what the hell, let's stick it over there.'

"It may make me look dumb, but it's technically just as dangerous as a motorcycle."

"Try not to anticipate trouble, Miss Mead."

"It's one of life's great rules...do something great once and you'll hear about it forever. Do something great all the time and you're just another overachieving brainiac."

This man is 'Hitting Three of the Tee'.

'Looks like the 'don't-knows' have got in.'

Cuba and Mobile Phones