Navigating Adulthood Gifts

"If being normal is so natural.....why is it such a strain?"

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Where Are They Now?'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Pubertry

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

Scared 26 year old

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

Eighteenth Birthday.

Al, you need to get over your childish desire for a pony. It's not childish, doctor. I only started wanting one last week.

Still living with parents....

It was the first Christmas he hadn't gotten any toys, and he realized he was now a man... he also realized sweaters are lame.

You're not a little girl anymore

"Awake and doing great"

"I just did a huge one in my diaper."

How to injury yourself as an adult

Secrets of Adulthood.

"I know it hurts, Henry, but sooner of later everybody has to condo the home he grew up in."

"...And when you turn eighteen, you go over to the dark side, like Mom and Dad."

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."