Navigating Aging Gifts

"Inside every old person is a young person trying to figure out what's happening to them."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

'The only part of my body that defies gravity is my age.'

'Somewhere along the way, I went from lambada to lumbago.'

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

Mirror mirror...

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

"My name is Jane and I've been forty-six for 30 days."

You Know You're Old When...

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Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

I once flew faster than a speeding bullet

An old lady has her varicose veins tattooed to look like plants

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

When Seniors Fly

"If being normal is so natural.....why is it such a strain?"

'She's determined to grow old gracefully.'

"This is our new one-piece for the more mature ladies."

"Isn't it time you shaved that off?"

'You're getting too old for this game, Scott. ... They say the legs are the first to go.'

"I'm afraid the writing is on the wall..."

Celebrating National No Bra Day

"I hope I can still move like that when I'm her age."

'The last time he jogged past the cemetery, the gravediggers tried to bury him'

Reaction News: All the news you thought you heard.

Mirror Mirror on the Wall...what happened to you?

The four stages of male hair loss.

The Hell's Angel replaced his trike for a smaller three wheeled vehicle.