Navigating Aging Gifts

"Inside every old person is a young person trying to figure out what's happening to them."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

'Somewhere along the way, I went from lambada to lumbago.'

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

Mirror mirror...

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

You Know You're Old When...

"My name is Jane and I've been forty-six for 30 days."

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

An old lady has her varicose veins tattooed to look like plants

When Seniors Fly

"If being normal is so natural.....why is it such a strain?"

I once flew faster than a speeding bullet

'She's determined to grow old gracefully.'

"This is our new one-piece for the more mature ladies."

'You're getting too old for this game, Scott. ... They say the legs are the first to go.'

'The last time he jogged past the cemetery, the gravediggers tried to bury him'

"I hope I can still move like that when I'm her age."

Celebrating National No Bra Day

Mirror Mirror on the Wall...what happened to you?

Reaction News: All the news you thought you heard.

The four stages of male hair loss.

The Hell's Angel replaced his trike for a smaller three wheeled vehicle.

'Lost youth, next window down.'