Navigating Adulthood T-Shirts

"If being normal is so natural.....why is it such a strain?"

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Where Are They Now?'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

Pubertry

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

Eighteenth Birthday.

Scared 26 year old

"I just did a huge one in my diaper."

It was the first Christmas he hadn't gotten any toys, and he realized he was now a man... he also realized sweaters are lame.

Still living with parents....

"Awake and doing great"

How to injury yourself as an adult

Secrets of Adulthood.

"I know it hurts, Henry, but sooner of later everybody has to condo the home he grew up in."

Beware... the Piñata of Adulthood

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."