Navigating Puberty T-Shirts

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

'Teenagers!'

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

Teenage Angst.

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

Sex Education Class: "Smirking or non smirking?"

Sex Education

I'd like to request a transfer to a household offering a higher allowance and fewer choices.

'Not till you're sixteen.'

Pubertry

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

You're not a little girl anymore

"If being normal is so natural.....why is it such a strain?"

Suddenly...puberty hit Irwin!

Winnie Hits Pooberty

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

"MOM! Connor got all tangled up in his keychain lanyard again!"

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

Mom! I need summer clothes. You've got tons from last year. Fashion hasn't changed that much. Ahem. But you clearly have! Can we go now?

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

"Son, I really wish I could tell you that "Cowboy Ballerina" is a normal part of growing up, but... it's not."

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

Al, what advice would you give me as I begin my journey on the highway of adulthood? Pull over onto the shoulder and pretend you have engine trouble. With luck, a beautiful female mechanic will stop to help.

"Well, if not now, can I have a man cave after I reach puberty?"

"You're a helium balloon, son. Your voice won't change after puberty."

Man having difficulty shaving

'Sorry about that - Harry's into everything at the moment.'

'If these are the best years, can you imagine the crap that's coming?'

“When I move out, will I be given a golden parachute?”