Navigating Difficult Teenage Years T-Shirts

'Where did we go wrong...?'

"Three more years of high school."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

PROBLEM AREAS

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Fishbowl rebellion.

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"Having a cat will prepare us for having a teenager one day."

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Teenage Angst.

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

'We've created a teenager!'

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

I'd like to request a transfer to a household offering a higher allowance and fewer choices.

'Not till you're sixteen.'

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"Baldo, we need to talk."

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

"I'm you, from the future, here to deliver a witty comeback line."

Pubertry

"You just wait tilll your father gets home!!"

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

Fishbowl Rebellion