Navigating Puberty Pillows

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

Teenage Angst.

Sex Education Class: "Smirking or non smirking?"

Sex Education

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'Not till you're sixteen.'

Pubertry

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

I'd like to request a transfer to a household offering a higher allowance and fewer choices.

"If being normal is so natural.....why is it such a strain?"

Suddenly...puberty hit Irwin!

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

"MOM! Connor got all tangled up in his keychain lanyard again!"

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

"Son, I really wish I could tell you that "Cowboy Ballerina" is a normal part of growing up, but... it's not."

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

Man having difficulty shaving

"Look, Tia Carmen, my moustache is growing in!"

"No young Mistress has not taken drama lessons. It's a side effect of her turning 13, but yes, I agree, her dramatic skills are quite impressive..."

'Sorry about that - Harry's into everything at the moment.'

“When I move out, will I be given a golden parachute?”

"You're a helium balloon, son. Your voice won't change after puberty."

"Well, if not now, can I have a man cave after I reach puberty?"