Going Through Puberty Pillows

The fountain of puberty

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

"Have you noticed a change in Sophie since she turned 14?"

"..now he finally understands about the birds and the bees."

"I agree, adults are really weird looking: I'm not looking forward to puberty..."

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"Wings will be cool, I guess, but I'm mostly hoping the braces and pimples fall off."

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Teenage Angst.

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

Sex Education

Sex Education Class: "Smirking or non smirking?"

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

'We've created a teenager!'

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

Pubertry

"Baldo, we need to talk."

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

I'd like to request a transfer to a household offering a higher allowance and fewer choices.

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

'Not till you're sixteen.'

'And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!'

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."