Beginning Of Puberty Pillows

Sex Education Class: "Smirking or non smirking?"

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"Wings will be cool, I guess, but I'm mostly hoping the braces and pimples fall off."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

Teenage Angst.

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

Sex Education

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

Pubertry

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

'Not till you're sixteen.'

I'd like to request a transfer to a household offering a higher allowance and fewer choices.

'That was quite a birthday party - we played full-contact spin-the-bottle.'

'And where have you been all day young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!'

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

'… and another thing … the only reason you know it's my birthday to begin with, is because we were all born on the same day!'

"All this running around you do at night … it’s killing your mother."

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

'A three means I want to break for a hot dog.'

Suddenly...puberty hit Irwin!

"I was 13 once. It was hard."