Puberty Pillows

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

Suddenly...puberty hit Irwin!

Wait for it....

"You have to learn to stand on your own two feet."

Wait for it....

'The neighbours have invited us around to celebrate their son achieving puberty.'

Son, it's time you learned about the birds and the bees and the dung beetles

'Don't worry, dear -- The bust is yet to come.'

'They're talking about us again, and you won't believe the things they're saying!'

Already self-conscious wearing a bra for the first time, Doris couldn't help but feel everyone was staring at her.

"Look, Tia Carmen, my moustache is growing in!"

"I think I'm maturing...today Tommy Jenkins punched me in the arm, and I liked it!"

"I don't understand how all the girls grew taller over the summer!"

"Don't worry, son. You're just at that awkward age."

"Well, if not now, can I have a man cave after I reach puberty?"

"We all mature at different ages, son. My slots weren't big enough for bagels until I was 15."

"You're a helium balloon, son. Your voice won't change after puberty."

Blind Spot

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

'Training bra . . . what am I training for?'

Sex Education

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

Man having difficulty shaving

"Toms of Las Vegas natural adolescent-strength deodorant"

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'