Puberty Prints

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

Suddenly...puberty hit Irwin!

Wait for it....

"I'm waiting to be preoccupied with sex"

"You have to learn to stand on your own two feet."

Wait for it....

'The neighbours have invited us around to celebrate their son achieving puberty.'

Son, it's time you learned about the birds and the bees and the dung beetles

'Don't worry, dear -- The bust is yet to come.'

'They're talking about us again, and you won't believe the things they're saying!'

Already self-conscious wearing a bra for the first time, Doris couldn't help but feel everyone was staring at her.

"Look, Tia Carmen, my moustache is growing in!"

"I think I'm maturing...today Tommy Jenkins punched me in the arm, and I liked it!"

"I don't understand how all the girls grew taller over the summer!"

"Don't worry, son. You're just at that awkward age."

"Well, if not now, can I have a man cave after I reach puberty?"

"We all mature at different ages, son. My slots weren't big enough for bagels until I was 15."

"You're a helium balloon, son. Your voice won't change after puberty."

Winnie Hits Pooberty

Blind Spot

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

'Training bra . . . what am I training for?'

Sex Education

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

Man having difficulty shaving

Ouch! Somebody's voice is changing!

Well? I can't tell. I'll get the saleswoman. The bra fits. See how it supports and lifts? Thank you! You were no help, mom. You've worn bras for 20 years. Yeah, but there was no heavy lifting.

Things are tight. We can't afford to go shopping. Honey? No exceptions. Honeey? Your daughter has, um, sprung a pair. Her tops are so tight, we can't afford not to go shopping. Are burkas on sale?

Mom! I need summer clothes. You've got tons from last year. Fashion hasn't changed that much. Ahem. But you clearly have! Can we go now?

Many scientists think that�Snap. Galaxies exploded into existence. Huge stars appeared from nowhere. Crackle. And the universe suddenly expanded. Pop. I think I just expanded out of my bra. Wow! You proved the big bang theory.

His voice is changing.

Aw, looks like someone got his first barnacle! MOM! Whale Puberty.

"Toms of Las Vegas natural adolescent-strength deodorant"

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."