Starting Puberty Prints

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

Suddenly...puberty hit Irwin!

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Culture Saturday

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Boy and girl at thier studies

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'