'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'
Transition To Adulthood Gifts
Looking for a gift to honor someone stepping into the world of independence? Our collection for the transition to adulthood features witty, thoughtful items that capture this exciting life stage—ideal for grads, new professionals, or anyone embracing new responsibilities.
'We've found that having our kids leave for college from an actual nest helps them to grasp this momentous passage in their lives.'
“When I move out, will I be given a golden parachute?”
Pubertry
Al, what advice would you give me as I begin my journey on the highway of adulthood? Pull over onto the shoulder and pretend you have engine trouble. With luck, a beautiful female mechanic will stop to help.
My parents want me to move out and spin my own cocoon, but I'm waiting until I decide what kind of wings I want to grow.
'What do you intend doing with your life, Son?' 'Ooh... Let's not tempt fate, Dad.'
'If these are the best years, can you imagine the crap that's coming?'
'Happy 18th birthday, son, and congrats on finally overcoming your bout with childhood obesity.'
The fate of the emigrant
'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'
Wordplay: Hibernation.
Pinocchio's Second Realization
Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!
"I can't get used to being a grownup."
"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."
Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.
"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."
'Where Are They Now?'
'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'
" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."
"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."
"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."
Doubt or Certainy
"The kids - Prince Englebert and Princess Felicia - would like us to move into the olde monarchs' home."
'So push has come to shove...'
Women
"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."
'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'
PastFuture.
"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."
Eighteenth Birthday.
Al, you need to get over your childish desire for a pony. It's not childish, doctor. I only started wanting one last week.
"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."
"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."
Transition To Adulthood Gifts Collection
Transition To Adulthood Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating life's milestones, from graduations to new adventures in adulthood.
Transition To Adulthood Pillows
Add humor and comfort to their space with pillows tailored for those stepping into adulthood.
Transition To Adulthood Prints
Decorate their new chapter with prints that celebrate the transition to independence and growing up.
Transition To Adulthood T-Shirts
Find the perfect T-shirt to commemorate their journey into adulthood with witty and inspiring designs.