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U.S.S. Deja Vu

Servicemen.

Captain in a storm

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Lost around a military base.

Moustached gentleman

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Pirate

Lighthouse Beam.

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

COWMIKAZES

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Hardy I see no chips!'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"Destroyers"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Call me Ishmael."

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'