Naval T-Shirts

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

"#*@!% #*@!% #*@!%"

"I'm gonna see some big ships! Mom's going for some pre-naval care."

Servicemen.

Captain in a storm

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Pirate

Lighthouse Beam.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Moustached gentleman

Lost around a military base.

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

COWMIKAZES

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Hardy I see no chips!'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

"Call me Ishmael."

Sub Editor

"Destroyers"

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

'Silent type, eh?'