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'I've been on a lot of survival training courses, but this is a tough one.'

'Everybody...keep quiet and stay away from the windows - it's a Jehovah's Witness!'

"Heavens! I'd better rush home. my phone may be ringing."

Submarine on the Beach.

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

"I understand you're a waterlubber."

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

Naval intelligence.

Two sailors riding in a carriage

'I want to be the first Mountain Goat to sail the Seven Seas...'

'But son, we've always been a marine family.'

'Honda has recalled the U.S. Sixth Fleet due to leaky sunroofs.'

"Pardon me, but we ran out of gas. Can you tow us into shore?"

A cruise of captains

Sub Tattoo

Seagull humour.

'You only have a scratch on your arm, but think of poor Suzie.'

'Oops! Butter-fingers.'

THE KING OF NORWAY, 'Your Majesty! - President Obama has deployed the U. S. Sixth Fleet off our coast!'

COWMIKAZES

The final section of the U.S. Naval Academy exam.

'You decided not to join the navy because you get seasick?'

I love Ann - I love chip butties

Parrot on the a Sailor's Epaulettes

'What is higher than an admiral?'

Peeping Periscope.

Repurposed Porpise: US Navy

Servicemen.

Sailor girl

Naval Command 'Innie' and 'Outie'.

That's just cheating!

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

Man paints a room using the colour 'battleship grey'.

"Covid-19 on port bow!"

Ship and mine