Navy Ships T-Shirts

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

Servicemen.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

COWMIKAZES

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

Rats leave a launching ship.

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Admiral in the bath.

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

Your Country Needs MOO!

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'Honda has recalled the U.S. Sixth Fleet due to leaky sunroofs.'

Iron clad sailors

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

Man mistakes new ironclad warship for Noah's Ark

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

"I only missed one rodent quota!"

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

'Aaar! Walk the person planked on the plank!'

"There's talk of a merger with London Zoo."

'Oops! Butter-fingers.'

'And this one is for going into an MRI machine -- alone.'

Ship sinking while worker is still painting.