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'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

On the brink.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Titanic: How's my steering.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!

'Could you give us a push?'

Differing thoughts of male and female.

"International trade"

Ever Given

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

Rats leave a launching ship.

'You're new here, aren't you?'

Need tickets.

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.