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'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

On the brink.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Titanic: How's my steering.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Ever Given

Funnel of Love.

Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!

Differing thoughts of male and female.

'Could you give us a push?'

"International trade"

'And the recruiter from IBM - did you also tell him that at college you mostly sat on a rock by the sea, trying to find yourself?'

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'You're new here, aren't you?'

Rats leave a launching ship.

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

F&E International. I miss the days when the import/export business was easy come/easy go.

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

Suez Canal Curse

Need tickets.