Navy Ships Pillows

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

Servicemen.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

COWMIKAZES

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

Rats leave a launching ship.

Your Country Needs MOO!

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Admiral in the bath.

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

Iron clad sailors

'Aaar! Walk the person planked on the plank!'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

"There's talk of a merger with London Zoo."

'Oops! Butter-fingers.'

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

Man mistakes new ironclad warship for Noah's Ark

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

"I only missed one rodent quota!"

'And this one is for going into an MRI machine -- alone.'

Ship sinking while worker is still painting.

'FIRE A... warning shot across her bow.'