Naval Ships Pillows

U.S.S. Deja Vu

Servicemen.

Captain in a storm

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Moustached gentleman

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Lost around a military base.

Pirate

Lighthouse Beam.

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

COWMIKAZES

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Hardy I see no chips!'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

"Call me Ishmael."

"Destroyers"

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Silent type, eh?'