Warships Pillows

Man mistakes new ironclad warship for Noah's Ark

Missile Cruiser Moskva

Servicemen.

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

On the brink.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

COWMIKAZES

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

Admiral in the bath.

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

Rats leave a launching ship.

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Need tickets.

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

Iron clad sailors

'Honda has recalled the U.S. Sixth Fleet due to leaky sunroofs.'

"There's talk of a merger with London Zoo."

"I only missed one rodent quota!"

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.