Man mistakes new ironclad warship for Noah's Ark
Warships Gifts
Looking for a gift that floats the boat of a warship enthusiast? Our collection captures the spirit of maritime adventure with fun, thoughtful, and stylish items. Whether they’re into naval history, model ships, or the thrill of the sea, our merchandise brings their passion to life—perfect for birthdays, celebrations, or just because. Discover mugs, T-shirts, cushions, and prints that showcase their love of warships in a unique, captivating way.
Missile Cruiser Moskva
Servicemen.
'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'
On the brink.
A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.
'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'
"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."
'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'
Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.
Titanic: How's my steering.
"Captain, we've taken on strippers."
COWMIKAZES
'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'
A large yacht carries a small wood house.
'So, what do you want to talk about?'
'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'
"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."
Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate
"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"
"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."
Admiral in the bath.
"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."
Rats leave a launching ship.
Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners
Need tickets.
'What I need now is a good publicist...'
Isambard Kingdom Brunel.
'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'
Iron clad sailors
'Honda has recalled the U.S. Sixth Fleet due to leaky sunroofs.'
"There's talk of a merger with London Zoo."
"I only missed one rodent quota!"
Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark
Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.
Warships Gifts Collection
Warships Mugs
Discover a range of warships mugs that bring marine might to your daily brew—perfect for naval enthusiasts and maritime fans alike.
Warships Pillows
Find the perfect warships pillows to add nautical charm and robust maritime spirit to your living space or bedroom décor.
Warships Prints
Explore our stunning warship prints, ideal for maritime lovers eager to adorn their walls with images of naval grandeur and power.
Warships T-Shirts
Browse our collection of warship T-shirts, featuring bold designs and witty takes on maritime life, ideal for sailor at heart and landlubbers too.