U.S.S. Deja Vu
Naval Ships Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone fascinated by naval ships? Our collection features playful and meaningful items inspired by maritime history and powerful vessels. Whether they’re a seasoned sailor, a navy retiree, or a maritime hobbyist, our products add a splash of oceanic charm to their day. From witty mugs to stylish t-shirts, cozy pillows, and striking prints, each piece captures the spirit of the sea and the strength of naval ships. Discover fun ways to celebrate their maritime passion!
Servicemen.
Captain in a storm
Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.
'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'
"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"
Goldfish bowl on raft...
Upper class child with toy cruise ship.
Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.
"I got a swiss army hook!"
"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."
'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'
"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."
Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.
Lost around a military base.
Moustached gentleman
Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.
Pirate
Lighthouse Beam.
Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.
COWMIKAZES
"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."
"Captain, we've taken on strippers."
"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"
'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'
'Hardy I see no chips!'
"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."
'So, what do you want to talk about?'
Tugboat tugging Iceberg
'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'
"Destroyers"
"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."
"Call me Ishmael."
Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate
'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'
Naval Ships Gifts Collection
Naval Ships Mugs
Explore our collection of nautical and naval ship mugs for a deep-sea adventure in your daily coffee break.
Naval Ships Pillows
Snuggle up with our naval ships pillows, adding a nautical vibe to your living space or cozy reading nook.
Naval Ships Prints
Refresh your decor with vivid naval ship prints, celebrating maritime history and the power of the ocean’s vessels.
Naval Ships T-Shirts
Browse our naval ships t-shirts and wear your maritime pride on your sleeve with style and wit.