Ships Pillows

'Petersen, you're fired!'

'You insistence that women go first is sexist, patronising and offensive.'

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

Barnacle Bob suddenly realized the plank was the only part of the ship to survive the rogue wave.

Ship's anchor with drainplug.

A pack of icebergs out hunting

Jolly Roger Inn Toilets - has small parrot urinal on the wall.

Sinking Ship Tattoo

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

"Hooray! Here comes the iceberg!"

Boat launching on the cheap.

3 swimmers: normal below the water, above the water they are a hippo, a ship and a crocodile.

'He's the ship's plumber, Captain.'

Titanic swing.

Pirate sits below picture of 'our founder'.

The Ship's Aground on the Shore...

"I only missed one rodent quota!"

New Ship

"...And it does about thirty miles to the galleon."

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

A pirate ship skate park

A painter drawing a ship

"Back the main sheet and brace the futtocks - whatever that means."

Well, we're not animals.

The Trent Affair, 1861-British Ultimatum

Landing of Relief Expedition to Fort Pickens

Naval Battle off Memphis, Leading to Capture of City

'Seat near the driver? We are the driver?'

"So far we've narrowed the choice of names down to either Fearnaught or HMS Arsekicker."

"No we've got it wrong; it's the ship that goes in the bottle."

'Madam, please just smash that damn bottle against the ship.'