Nature News Buff Pillows

The Nectar Times

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"They grow up so fast."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Our Two Parties, Explained

Vegetarian Birds

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

DUNVOTIN

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

Europe and immigration.

Local News in Heaven

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Rock and a Hard Place

Newspaper suicide.

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'