Nature-loving Taxpayer Gifts

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just up here on the advice of my tax accountant.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Cliff Notes

Why giraffes hate winter

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

"Carpe De Revenue!"

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"