Nature-loving Boss Gifts

"By the way, does either of you chaps happen to know anything abut Bonsai?"

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

Free Range Employees.

'Look, can't you play Badminton elsewhere? I'm trying to run a board meeting here.'

"See? I told you it was possible to mix business with pleasure."

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

'I call it, 'Leading A Great Team is Fabulous'.'

'it's the field office.'

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

'Clients can get a little tricky at these product analysis sessions.'

Global Thermostat - Do Not Adjust.

'Come on in everyone. The new manager won't hiss.'

"This is Raj, your guide to your desk."

Beware of Curmudgeon!

"We feel we've simply taken the classic 'open door' corporate culture model to its logical conclusion!"

Flowers' AGM.

'Actually, I just came up here to get away from leading economic indicators for a while.'

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

Machine Cog Flower

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, haven't you?"

Capitalist tree hugger

"It's a common error. I'm a bison, but I'm from Buffalo."

'Yes; I read your report, Hanson. Then I took it home and spread it around my rosebushes.'

Golf mole

Tarzan got an office job...

"Things are getting better, but we are not out of the woods yet."

'He only works onsite one day a month, and he accepts petting instead of money.'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just up here on the advice of my tax accountant.'

The cat hits a dog with a rake.