Nature-loving Professional Gifts

Tarzan got an office job...

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Runaway Horse

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Polluted geese

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

A large leaf falling on a dog

Romantic Giraffes

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Welcome Spring.

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Bears catching fish

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).