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'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just up here on the advice of my tax accountant.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

Why giraffes hate winter

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'